Great Swami
Oh, Great Swami, deliver unto us the prediction for today's great conflict between Ultimate Good (Redskins) and the Almost Pure Evil (Seahawks, the Cowboys are Pure Evil) that stands between them and the Sacred Grail (Vince Lombardi Trophy).
First of all, a reminder, I predicted that we were going to make the playoffs. Yep. And we're (yes, I'm on the team in case you didn't know) going to win today's game, go on to the championships (not that it matters, but I think Carolina will beat the Bears) where we'll lose there. Now, some naysayers would argue that after winning 6 in a row to get here that the Hand of God is weakening. Blasphemy I say! 7 it shall be, for that is the decreed number. Not 6, nor 8, but 7. These idolaters worship false gods (other teams). Stray not from the true path which shall be revealed to us with a victory score of... 23-17.
Here ends the sermon of the Great Swami. Praise be unto him (shameless plug: maybe in the form of comments or a site review?...).
First of all, a reminder, I predicted that we were going to make the playoffs. Yep. And we're (yes, I'm on the team in case you didn't know) going to win today's game, go on to the championships (not that it matters, but I think Carolina will beat the Bears) where we'll lose there. Now, some naysayers would argue that after winning 6 in a row to get here that the Hand of God is weakening. Blasphemy I say! 7 it shall be, for that is the decreed number. Not 6, nor 8, but 7. These idolaters worship false gods (other teams). Stray not from the true path which shall be revealed to us with a victory score of... 23-17.
Here ends the sermon of the Great Swami. Praise be unto him (shameless plug: maybe in the form of comments or a site review?...).
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